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Apr 10, 2014 / 187,034 notes

cheesoisuncool:

new traffic light color ideas

  • purple: turn around and go back
  • mega green: like green except greener. it means that you have to double go.
  • cyan: apply your turbo boosters and do a cool drift or get arrested by the car law
  • black: sucks you into a cyber vortex where you have to do a bonus stage road and collect rings

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Apr 10, 2014 / 166,587 notes

johnshavesfor-sherlock:

luxor1390:

Things that don’t exist 

The pineapple/owl though

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Apr 10, 2014 / 347,669 notes

mrsdwightkschrute:

realest shit ever.

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Apr 10, 2014 / 193,257 notes

guy:

tell someone to look and they’ll ignore you. but tell someone not to look and they’ll turn their head faster than it takes a straight white boy to ask for nudes during 21 questions

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Apr 10, 2014 / 106,888 notes

panzertron:

“We’ve never had a female President in this country, which I find stunning” - Hari Kondabolu 

Finally, there is a gif set of this.

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Apr 10, 2014 / 638,786 notes

mightyflower:

to quote hamlet act III scene iii line 92, “no”

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Apr 10, 2014 / 131,403 notes

periwinkleletters:

tinalikesbutts:

deansoup:

homol0gy:

psychara:

Call it Satanic or call it common sense.

If they do not stop, destroy them

If Satan needs consent u need consent

Today on “I didn’t know I was a Satanist”

COMMON SENSE.

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Apr 10, 2014 / 539,578 notes

hitchhikersguidetothegalaxy:

larrycoincidences:

do you ever have a plan for the day and suddenly it’s 4pm and you’ve achieved literally nothing 

I believe Douglas Adams and John Lloyd came up with a word for this feeling. image

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Apr 10, 2014 / 714,594 notes

raddestbabe:

everyone’s having their mid-life crises at like 19

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Apr 9, 2014 / 333,319 notes
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punkrockluna:

i always love this part because it means that maleficent had to be like “haha ok i’m gonna cover her with my cape and when they go WHERE IS SHE i’ll be like BOOM TADA”
Apr 9, 2014 / 285,549 notes

punkrockluna:

i always love this part because it means that maleficent had to be like “haha ok i’m gonna cover her with my cape and when they go WHERE IS SHE i’ll be like BOOM TADA”

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Apr 9, 2014 / 178,874 notes

stand-up-comic-gifs:

I look around, there’s baby pictures of me everywhere. - Sheng Wang (x)

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