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Aug 4, 2014 / 431,736 notes

commandereyebrows:

sixpenceee:

This is glorious and even thought it doesn’t fit in the range of all the paranormal & science, I MUST share

It works like this: You tell Kitestring that you’re in a dangerous place or situation, and give it a time frame of when to check in on you. If you don’t reply back when it checks your status, it’ll alert your emergency contacts with a custom message you set up.

It doesn’t require you to touch anything (like bSafe) or shake your phone (like Nirbhaya) to send the distress signal. Kitestring is smarter, because it doesn’t need an action to alert people, it needs inaction.

MORE INFORMATION

reblogging because this is seriously amazing.

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Once again, Caucasian does not mean white, and using it to mean white is actually racist.

There are real Caucasian people who live in the Caucasus region, and they are not white.

Aug 4, 2014 / 34,321 notes
Aug 4, 2014 / 429,657 notes
  • Mom: ' well you need to call them and ask.'
  • Me: I dont think you understand how much i cannot do that.
Aug 4, 2014 / 458,250 notes

curvellas:

tumblr made me a much more tolerant and less judgmental person like my cousin be like “omg look at that bitch eyebrows she drew them damn near in her hairline” and i’m like shrug maybe the bitch wanted to have eyebrows in her hairline you don’t know shit about her life.

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voteforsatan:

awwww-cute:

The mailman brings my dog a treat every day. This is what she does when she hears the truck approaching our street


takemeover-there
Aug 4, 2014 / 299,006 notes

voteforsatan:

awwww-cute:

The mailman brings my dog a treat every day. This is what she does when she hears the truck approaching our street

takemeover-there

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Aug 4, 2014 / 293,928 notes

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Apr 10, 2014 / 192,110 notes

cheesoisuncool:

new traffic light color ideas

  • purple: turn around and go back
  • mega green: like green except greener. it means that you have to double go.
  • cyan: apply your turbo boosters and do a cool drift or get arrested by the car law
  • black: sucks you into a cyber vortex where you have to do a bonus stage road and collect rings

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Apr 10, 2014 / 167,086 notes

johnshavesfor-sherlock:

luxor1390:

Things that don’t exist 

The pineapple/owl though

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Apr 10, 2014 / 359,903 notes

mrsdwightkschrute:

realest shit ever.

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Apr 10, 2014 / 209,243 notes

guy:

tell someone to look and they’ll ignore you. but tell someone not to look and they’ll turn their head faster than it takes a straight white boy to ask for nudes during 21 questions

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Apr 10, 2014 / 106,959 notes

panzertron:

“We’ve never had a female President in this country, which I find stunning” - Hari Kondabolu 

Finally, there is a gif set of this.

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Apr 10, 2014 / 700,249 notes

mightyflower:

to quote hamlet act III scene iii line 92, “no”

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